Comments on: 8/9/08 – Never Forget

By: Ryan

Ryan — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:15:51 +0000

Oh, and I’m pretty sure I’ve saliced Dalton’s mom on at least four separate occasions.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:12:22 +0000

You know what other date will go down in infamy? 9/6/08.

And why? Because that’s the day I got baptized by Rev. J. Carr. Baptized in appropriately sentimental hilarity, that is. Awkward metaphor? Probably. Probably as awkward as my current poor choice of sentence structure. Weird. The point is that you officiated with the best of them [whoever they are].

Somewhat Convoluted,
R.

By: matt

matt — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 04:51:25 +0000

After reading this, I kept thinking, “there has to be some story from when we lived together that would sound worse, and cheer him up.”

But yeah, pretty sure nothing can top this. That’s disgusting, heh.

I don’t know who Robyn is, so I’ll leave salicing her roof up to you all.

By: David C. Garcia

David C. Garcia — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 05:42:41 +0000

I have a HUGE salice.

By: Brandon J. Carr

Brandon J. Carr — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 22:30:50 +0000

I was surprised by my lack of a pure Hulk-out moment, Matt. But I was pretty pissed for most of that weekend.

I’ve always wanted to salice Robyn’s roof as well, but have never tried. Because I’m a gentleman.

By: http://inmattsopinion.blogspot.com/

http://inmattsopinion.blogspot.com/ — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 21:58:13 +0000

I think I would probably turn green, get gigantic and wear purple pants if this happened to me.

Plus, I once considered attempting to “salice” Robyn’s roof.

By: Brandon J. Carr

Brandon J. Carr — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 16:29:44 +0000

I fixed the italics, Robyn. Forgot to close the italics tag. Oops! Your assertion that I’m familiar with the contents of your backseat is straight-up salacious. Thank you for commenting.

And Dalton, it wasn’t cold at all. It was warm like it was fresh. And yes, sometimes I still leave my windows cracked.

By: Dalton

Dalton — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 15:36:08 +0000

While I find most of the imagery in this story disgusting, it’s well written and definitely makes me feel like the only thing I’m missing is the smell and feel of the cold vomit flowing gently over my latex-gloved hands (both of which I will gladly “miss out on”).

Do you still leave your windows cracked?

By: Robyn

Robyn — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 01:02:46 +0000

Why is that one part written all in italics?

I have nothing better to say. Oh wait, that sucks and I’m soooo glad it wasn’t me. But then again, my doors are always locked and windows up, in case someone wants to try and steal my box of soda/ stacks of books/ other nonsense (you know better than I what’s in my backseat, apparently). But, to be fair, they could just salice up my roof. Damned convertibles….

There. I commented.