Comments on: I Need A Rocket Launcher

By: Incredibly Awesome Former Coworker

Incredibly Awesome Former Coworker — Sat, 31 May 2008 21:17:38 +0000

None of this is interesting. *I* am interesting because I have a kickass job, and I’m going on my first business trip ever in two weeks.

And Ben, the commute sucks–and I’ve only done it one day so far. Sad face.

By: Short Pants

Short Pants — Fri, 30 May 2008 23:10:55 +0000

I just figured I’d jump on the bandwagon when we were all declaring David a god (…wait…didn’t he already do that?) and kicking Brandon while he was down. Now if you’ll just give me a little extra room, I need to use an elbow drop to finish him before he can get back up.

By: Nazzle

Nazzle — Fri, 30 May 2008 14:35:51 +0000

Short Pants, why are you so mean? I mean, you’re mean. I mean it. Meanie.

By: Ben

Ben — Fri, 30 May 2008 03:16:16 +0000

Nothing has made it more apparent that some people are just too goddamn stupid or callous to drive a car properly than driving to Northern Virginia every day. Personally, I would advocate all drivers be given a shotgun with one shell loaded, and give all these drivers carte blanche to shoot one shitty driver in the fucking head. This commute is honestly one of the most horrible, stressful experiences of my entire life, and I would not wish it on anyone–and all of you crazy bastards who do this every day? I am not lying when I say you are crazy. Only a crazy person would willingly put up with the commute to Northern Virginia.

You should watch Shoot ‘Em Up for Clive Owen’s character’s little diatribe on bad drivers.

By: Short Pants

Short Pants — Fri, 30 May 2008 00:03:14 +0000

Not to be a negative input, but perhaps it’s this type of writing that causes people to not write happy, ego-inflating, congratulatory things on your blog. While I certainly do understand your frustration (they drive me crazy, too), we readers don’t want to be reminded of the droll, boring, or frustrating events of a day, we want to be swept up in whimsey and awesome. These things are more readily found in David’s blog. So…I suppose that’s one more thing he can do better than you can.

But seriously, I don’t know that I trust you (or anyone, really) with a rocket launcher. Mostly because I know that one day, I’ll forget one of your little tips accidentally (most probably just flinging the door open and getting out without looking) and then my car will be blown up.

By: Sobie

Sobie — Thu, 29 May 2008 20:58:20 +0000

Hey, did you hear about some of the sweet stuff David can do? I would have commented earlier, but I was so caught up in all the stuff David can do. Sorry.

By: Incredibly Awesome Coworker!

Incredibly Awesome Coworker! — Wed, 28 May 2008 20:15:10 +0000

I’ve seen you tear down our street. It’s frightening.

By: David

David — Wed, 28 May 2008 15:50:33 +0000

Yeah, except no. When I get in the car with you, I pretend there is a God, and then I pray to him. I have seen your car lift off the wheels when you turn. Literally LIFT.

By: Brandon J. Carr

Brandon J. Carr — Wed, 28 May 2008 15:44:46 +0000

Not always. And never in a way that actually affects other drivers. I’m a considerate maniac.

By: David

David — Wed, 28 May 2008 15:43:21 +0000

True, true, true. Although, you forgot to mention that you drive like a maniac.