Comments on: Humpicide http://brandonjcarr.com/blog/2006/04/10/humpicide/ Brandon J. Carr is a Cartoonist Sun, 03 Apr 2011 05:30:38 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: Kingdom Hearts | All Of The Awesome http://brandonjcarr.com/blog/2006/04/10/humpicide/comment-page-1/#comment-146444 Kingdom Hearts | All Of The Awesome Sun, 03 Apr 2011 05:30:38 +0000 http://brandonjcarr.com/blog/2006/04/10/humpicide/#comment-146444 [...] on April 3, 2011 by Brandon J. Carr David, my nemesis, who has in the past assaulted me with horrible, horrible songs, has been spending a lot of time lately playing Kingdom Hearts and its equally cool sequel Kingdom [...] [...] on April 3, 2011 by Brandon J. Carr David, my nemesis, who has in the past assaulted me with horrible, horrible songs, has been spending a lot of time lately playing Kingdom Hearts and its equally cool sequel Kingdom [...]

]]> By: Digital Strips and Kingdom Hearts at brandonjcarr.com http://brandonjcarr.com/blog/2006/04/10/humpicide/comment-page-1/#comment-4465 Digital Strips and Kingdom Hearts at brandonjcarr.com Sat, 17 Feb 2007 03:14:15 +0000 http://brandonjcarr.com/blog/2006/04/10/humpicide/#comment-4465 [...] David, my nemesis, who has in the past assaulted me with horrible, horrible songs, has been spending a lot of time lately playing Kingdom Hearts and its equally cool sequel Kingdom Hearts II: Still Not Cool. The concept is a bringing together of characters (with their girly hair and obscenely thick swords) from the Final Fantasy universe and weaving them into the same world as characters from Disney flicks. The story follows a young boy (a gender I’m only referencing because everyone calls her a “he”) named Sora voiced by Haley Joel Osment as he fights evil alongside Donald Duck and Goofy. [...] [...] David, my nemesis, who has in the past assaulted me with horrible, horrible songs, has been spending a lot of time lately playing Kingdom Hearts and its equally cool sequel Kingdom Hearts II: Still Not Cool. The concept is a bringing together of characters (with their girly hair and obscenely thick swords) from the Final Fantasy universe and weaving them into the same world as characters from Disney flicks. The story follows a young boy (a gender I’m only referencing because everyone calls her a “he”) named Sora voiced by Haley Joel Osment as he fights evil alongside Donald Duck and Goofy. [...]

]]> By: Mark Thornton http://brandonjcarr.com/blog/2006/04/10/humpicide/comment-page-1/#comment-524 Mark Thornton Thu, 25 May 2006 18:04:00 +0000 http://brandonjcarr.com/blog/2006/04/10/humpicide/#comment-524 Came across your blog post when looking for the lyrics for this song. I'm currently in Indonesia on business, caught this song on an Indonesian cable channel, could hardly believe what I was seeing/hearing. Last night we went out to a bar with some work colleagues. The live band there suddenly started singing this song (imagine a bunch of 18 year-olds who all want to be American Pop Stars bumping and grinding and singing this song in poor english in a Medan bar. Priceless). They must have sung this song 4 times - and consequently today I CANNOT GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD. Aaaagh. Any tips gratefully appreciated... Came across your blog post when looking for the lyrics for this song. I’m currently in Indonesia on business, caught this song on an Indonesian cable channel, could hardly believe what I was seeing/hearing.

Last night we went out to a bar with some work colleagues. The live band there suddenly started singing this song (imagine a bunch of 18 year-olds who all want to be American Pop Stars bumping and grinding and singing this song in poor english in a Medan bar. Priceless).

They must have sung this song 4 times – and consequently today I CANNOT GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD. Aaaagh. Any tips gratefully appreciated…

]]> By: Brandon J. Carr http://brandonjcarr.com/blog/2006/04/10/humpicide/comment-page-1/#comment-418 Brandon J. Carr Tue, 11 Apr 2006 20:05:43 +0000 http://brandonjcarr.com/blog/2006/04/10/humpicide/#comment-418 Probably. I'll save the excretion for you. b Probably. I’ll save the excretion for you.

b

]]> By: Jason http://brandonjcarr.com/blog/2006/04/10/humpicide/comment-page-1/#comment-417 Jason Tue, 11 Apr 2006 17:36:25 +0000 http://brandonjcarr.com/blog/2006/04/10/humpicide/#comment-417 If you stab them, will they leak? If you stab them, will they leak?

]]> By: Brandon J. Carr http://brandonjcarr.com/blog/2006/04/10/humpicide/comment-page-1/#comment-416 Brandon J. Carr Tue, 11 Apr 2006 17:04:04 +0000 http://brandonjcarr.com/blog/2006/04/10/humpicide/#comment-416 Now I have to figure out if I can stab him while fighting the overwhelming nausea you've given me. b Now I have to figure out if I can stab him while fighting the overwhelming nausea you’ve given me.

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]]> By: Jason http://brandonjcarr.com/blog/2006/04/10/humpicide/comment-page-1/#comment-415 Jason Tue, 11 Apr 2006 15:37:45 +0000 http://brandonjcarr.com/blog/2006/04/10/humpicide/#comment-415 Think of them as his lovely man lumps. That should give you something else to nightmare over. Think of them as his lovely man lumps. That should give you something else to nightmare over.

]]> By: David http://brandonjcarr.com/blog/2006/04/10/humpicide/comment-page-1/#comment-414 David Mon, 10 Apr 2006 21:57:46 +0000 http://brandonjcarr.com/blog/2006/04/10/humpicide/#comment-414 "My Humps" What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out) I drive these brothers crazy, I do it on the daily, They treat me really nicely, They buy me all these ices. Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi and NaDonna Karan, they be sharin' All their money got me wearin' fly But I ain't askin, They say they love my ass ‘n, Seven Jeans, True Religion's, I say no, but they keep givin' So I keep on takin' And no I ain't taken We can keep on datin' I keep on demonstrating. My love, my love, my love, my love You love my lady lumps, My hump, my hump, my hump, My humps they got u, She's got me spending. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me. She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. What u gon' do with all that ass? All that ass inside them jeans? I'm a make, make, make, make you scream Make u scream, make you scream. Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out) I met a girl down at the disco. She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go. I could be your baby, you can be my honey Let's spend time not money. I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff, Milky, milky cocoa, Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight. They say I'm really sexy, The boys they wanna sex me. They always standing next to me, Always dancing next to me, Tryin' a feel my hump, hump. Lookin' at my lump, lump. U can look but you can't touch it, If you touch it I'ma start some drama, You don't want no drama, No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama So don't pull on my hand boy, You ain't my man, boy, I'm just tryn'a dance boy, And move my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. My lovely lady lumps (lumps) My lovely lady lumps (lumps) My lovely lady lumps (lumps) In the back and in the front (lumps) My lovin' got u, She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me. She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me. What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. What you gon' do with all that ass? All that ass inside them jeans? I'ma make, make, make, make you scream Make you scream, make you scream. What you gon do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk, Get you love drunk off this hump. What you gon' do wit all that breast? All that breast inside that shirt? I'ma make, make, make, make you work Make you work, work, make you work. She's got me spendin'. Spendin all your money on me and spendin' time on me She's got me spendin'. Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me. “My Humps”

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin’
All their money got me wearin’ fly
But I ain’t askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion’s,
I say no, but they keep givin’
So I keep on takin’
And no I ain’t taken
We can keep on datin’
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She’s got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let’s spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can’t touch it,
If you touch it I’ma start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don’t pull on my hand boy,
You ain’t my man, boy,
I’m just tryn’a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin’ got u,
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon’ do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I’ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin’ time on me
She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin’ all your money on me, up on me, on me.

]]> By: Brandon J. Carr http://brandonjcarr.com/blog/2006/04/10/humpicide/comment-page-1/#comment-413 Brandon J. Carr Mon, 10 Apr 2006 21:54:49 +0000 http://brandonjcarr.com/blog/2006/04/10/humpicide/#comment-413 Yeah, just ignore me as I sharpen and resharpen this pencil, pal. b Yeah, just ignore me as I sharpen and resharpen this pencil, pal.

b

]]> By: David http://brandonjcarr.com/blog/2006/04/10/humpicide/comment-page-1/#comment-412 David Mon, 10 Apr 2006 21:46:07 +0000 http://brandonjcarr.com/blog/2006/04/10/humpicide/#comment-412 My humps, my humps, my humps.... My humps, my humps, my humps….

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